of course I can cook ... where's the microwave? I'm interrupting your work day for the nth time today to tell you some mundane bullshit that's on my mind ... no it can't wait, I'll forget what I was going to say if I don't tell you right this second. I work just as hard as you do ... just look how busy I've been researching cookware on Amazon that I like (but will never use), BTW you're paying for them I need your opinion on this nonsense rattling around in my head ... I don't really want *your* opinion, I just want you to agree with me. Yes, I need to put the store into the navigation app ... why does it matter that we've been there 20 times already? Aren't you done working yet, it's after 4 ... (no, you've interrupted me so many times today I still have 4 hours of work to do) Shhhhhhh! *I'm* on the phone now (why do all 5 of your electronic devices have notification alerts set to 150db? Do you need to hear them from the moon?) I think your dog is allergic to gluten