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We should talk about potatoes more.

We should talk about potatoes more.

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[–] • 10 pts

Potatoes make a somewhat effective silencer for an automatic handgun if you cut the hole just right. Also, if you hollow one out and fill it with... wait a minute here... is this a fed post?

[–] • 6 pts

is this a fed post?

What? No way! So is there a way to make shotguns more "compact" using potatos?

[–] • 1 pt

Have you considered using a sawed-off potato? You slice off a bit from the end, then a bit more, then a bit more, until it's the desired size... Oh shit, I just made chips. What were we talking about again?

[–] • 2 pts

There's a video on YouTube disproving the potato thing.

[–] • 2 pts

I know my fbi agent. His name is Mike. Hi Mike!

[–] • 0 pt

Lucky skunk! I got stuck with a Shaniqua tranny who's real name is Shawndavious! OH SHIT! IM SORRY SHANIQUA! DEAD NAME! DEAD NAME! I MEANT TO SAY DEAD NAME!

[–] • 1 pt

Yeah, I'll admit, I got lucky in the draw. Mike is prior service too, so he already knows that he can't bullshit me, he can't change my mind, he can't convince me to do anything I don't feel like and they can't scare me into shutting up.

Hi Mike. Just telling the folks on here that, for a miserable low-down jew-serving faggot, you're not all bad. You just make poor life decisions.

[–] • 1 pt

Carrying around a few medium sized Potatoes in a rucksack/ backpack for self-protection is great. A couple of well pitched potatoes will bring an aggressor up short allowing a quick escape, while potatoes in a sock work in a pinch as a cosh. Also makes perfect calling card up an unconscious assailant's anus ...

[–] • 1 pt

automatic handgun

Oh you got one of those? How many assault bullet clips does it fire per second?

[–] • 0 pt

Those are flag words to keep my file open.

[–] • 4 pts

I heard if you go to the beach and stuff a potato down your Speedo, you’ll get lots of chicks. I actually tried it once but everyone laughed at me and said I shit my drawers. I might try putting the potato in the front next time.

[–] • 2 pts

It only works with the Irish girls but they’re rarely at the beach.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I put one in the front and back just to cover both bases

[–] • 3 pts

Assault rifles Potato cannons are weapons of war that belong on the battlefield, not on American streets.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

If it saves just one life, or might save one life ...

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[–] • 4 pts

This method is easier - https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Potatoes-in-a-Bag

I got a few bags similar to and will try them out when spring comes.

[–] • 2 pts

In my area potatoes are easy to grow. Just bury em about a half foot down and water lightly when dry. My yard gopher loves em. Yukon gold variety spuds quickly, which helps with gopher predation, and they are delicious with bacon.

[–] • 2 pts

beside, it is possibly true that 90% of "rebel group" are coming from some sort of "security agency"

different ones, obviously

[–] • 2 pts

That's pretty much us in the tractor hoarders group chat hosted by ChuckE2009.

https://t.me/TractorHoardersGroupChat

[–] • 1 pt

I once read where there were plans on Limewire that detailed how to build a Federal Reserve printing machine using nothing but potatoes.

[–] • 1 pt

send 1000+ xmr here, and wait for news of a boating accident. You know you want to find out.

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  • agent Phizer Niggers FMJ
[–] • 1 pt

Almost forgot. Going to need an extra 100, for the big guy.

[–] • 1 pt

Somebody, please, make one of those memes where the stick figure anon is setting there and the fed guy is poking him saying, "do a terrorism", except switch them around and have the anon poking the fed saying, "come on! do it, do a suicide!" LOL! That would be hilarious!

[–] • 1 pt

A friend tried growing potatoes in five gallon buckets this season. He thinks it's the best way to grow potatoes and totally recommends it.

I may try it out too, seems like it makes harvesting much easier. Also you can spread them out as their foliage demands

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