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Best joke from the show:

Fat woman: You're just going to insult me to my face like that?!

Al: Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car doesn't have enough gas.

Another good one:

Fat woman: Excuse me. Am I invisible?!

Al: Possibly from Pluto...

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( Al, Surrounded by a group of fat women)

Fat woman: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation!

Al Bundy: Oh, I think gravity has its hands full right about now.

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He couldn't, but the producers made it seem like a man still could because they had to maintain the narrative lie of the American dream when it was already a corpse moving forward solely on momentum about the hit the ground from the head shot it received in the 1960's.

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Here's the real house they used a picture of the front of.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/641-Castlewood-Ln-Deerfield,-IL-60015_rb/4912314_zpid/

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Half a million? I honestly thought it would be more because of the show.

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Yes, Al Bundy did it. 2 Kids, dog, and do-nothing wife. Suburban bliss.

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Love and Marriage Love and Marriage Goes together like a horse and carriage This I tell you, Brother You can't have one without the other

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Bigger than my house, and I make way more than the average employee who works in a shoe department.

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And he still wasn't happy.