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I played around with it trying to test that, but I never wrote any of it down. It would definitely take a few pages at a time without throwing a fit, but I probably wouldn't go more than a dozen. Each shred feed took about five seconds. Chewed up everything I sent at it at about the same speed. It came out looking like this though. (pic8.co) I'd be really impressed seeing an AI retrieve one three word phrase from the original material.
Impressive.
I mostly used it to shred shit I printed that wasn't formatted properly, because somehow MS hasn't figured out how to make it look on the screen the way the printer's going to spit it out, and I also shredded twenty or so years of paper stacks contractors past just left in cabinets to be someone else's problem. I made it my problem. No more problem.
I never broke that shredder. Kinda let down that I didn't, though I'd have been pissed if it was because of something stupid like a staple.
I did break the CD shredder though.
You could have used Killary’s hammer.
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