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Did it have wooden doors?
Did it have wooden doors?
It had metal doors.
It had metal doors.
Hum 🤔 how many gazillion pages it could shred per hour?
Hum 🤔 how many gazillion pages it could shred per hour?
I played around with it trying to test that, but I never wrote any of it down. It would definitely take a few pages at a time without throwing a fit, but I probably wouldn't go more than a dozen. Each shred feed took about five seconds. Chewed up everything I sent at it at about the same speed. It came out looking like this though. (pic8.co) I'd be really impressed seeing an AI retrieve one three word phrase from the original material.
I played around with it trying to test that, but I never wrote any of it down. It would definitely take a few pages at a time without throwing a fit, but I probably wouldn't go more than a dozen. Each shred feed took about five seconds. Chewed up everything I sent at it at about the same speed. It came out [looking like this though.](https://pic8.co/sh/8NP84v.jpg) I'd be really impressed seeing an AI retrieve one three word phrase from the original material.
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