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[–] 2 pts

They are condemned for this very reason: pride and hubris. They believe they can "fool" a deity with strings, tortured animals, and golems.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

I'm okay with this. Just let them go on believing it until the final bill comes due.

Jew (standing at the gates of heaven): "So, we're all good right? I transferred my sins onto a souless animal every year and killed it, so I get in, right?

St. Peter: "Uh... yeah. About that... See... I've got about 86 pissed-off chickens here that have been waiting around just for you and would like to discuss the matter first."

(On a side note, how many chickens could the average jew beat in a fight.?)