I'm okay with this. Just let them go on believing it until the final bill comes due. Jew (standing at the gates of heaven): "So, we're all good right? I transferred my sins onto a souless animal every year and killed it, so I get in, right? St. Peter: "Uh... yeah. About that... See... I've got about 86 pissed-off chickens here that have been waiting around just for you and would like to discuss the matter first." (On a side note, how many chickens could the average jew beat in a fight.?)