A couple of months ago, I bought a lottery ticket. After I finished ticking the numbers, I stood up and walked up to the bar to register it and a bird shat on my ticket The shit fell from high above in the sky, there were no trees, nothing above me except the sky... 1 in a billion chances for this to happen but it happened nonetheless... It's a sign, I concluded... Of course I wondered what god, the universe, reality, providence or whatever, tried to tell me that day... So days went by, and I checked if I won or not I lost ... So, in hindsight, what god tried to tell me, is that I'll only get shit with lottery, that's all