Some of those are a little too dark for comfort.

Some of those crackers look awful brown to me. I also see a couple of them which look like multigrain mixed varieties. There's not a saltine to be found in that assortment. "My fellow crackers" from cucknada.

where you fum, mmmmboieee? Damn crackuh!

Truthhurts;

Cracker

Is a thing because whips crack and a cracker was a brutal slave driver... Guess who made up those? Hint: wasn't Whites.