"If I can't get laid you don't get laid dude"
"Problem is that I like my friends and not one will be asked to take a hit this big""You're to fat for even drunk conservatives since we actually have standards besides stick it in and move around for a while""Also you don't realize this but you have a strong sour odor to your sweat and it's really turns my stomach"
That part about the sour milk smell is true, met a few and one had the smell of dirty socks after I kissed her coming from below the waist area. Search: dirty sock smell vagina, and you'll get a ton of hits.
A friend of mine long time ago admitted to having a 3some with two fats, he wasn't proud of it... he just put his head down and said "aw man, dirty socks." One of the girls we knew from way back from the old neighborhood, was a sibling of another one of our friends, so we occasionally still had to deal with her. He just kept calling her socks from then on.
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