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The bad wizard was a jew with an army of niggers(orcs)

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Man you nailed it. So fucking true. It's like a little Eden where they have everything they need if they don't go wild and just waste it all.

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The Shire was the reason I got into LoTR as a kid. I wanted the Shire to exist, so I had to read the whole story to make sure it survived. I was pissed off when I read the Scouring of the Shire at the end. but it was the first story I read after The Odyssey that had a truly epic quality to it.

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I was just amazed how faithful to the books they were. Down to the boring parts.

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Same. There are plenty of autists that say otherwise and think the movies took some of the books' concepts too literally (E.g. The Eye Of Sauron becoming an actual eye), or added too much slaptick... They're great adaptations, IMO. Even the cut Scouring of the Shire gets a nod during Galadriel's scene with Frodo.

I prefer them to the books and rewatch a couple times a year. Tolkien was a genius, but his writing was stuffy and full of purple prose.

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Meme misses the most important point: they're all white. Amazog has ruined that now.

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The Amish have it figured out. Living like hobbits and all.

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Even with some non-canon choices, it's obvious that LotR movies were a masterpiece in terms of translating the books to the screen. The things that are wrong are minor nitpicks, especially compared to the absolute abomination nigger infested kike SHITFEST that is the Amazon LotR.

And it's sooooo obvious that LotR (the movies done well) are a White alternate history. Everything about them exudes White values, White virtue, White civilization and White pride.

The (non-canonical) speech by Aragorn at the end of of RotK is singularly moving and could easily apply to the real life struggle of White men of the West.

Listen to this and tell me it's not a call to arms for White men of the West:

Return of the King Film: Aragorn's Speech from the Black Gate

Aragorn: "Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"

Tell me that's not a call to arms for White men to preserve our civilizations and I will declare you a glownigger blackpilling faggot kike of the highest order. Read those words and know that's what Tolkien meant for us 80 years on.

This is why nigger kikes have yearly seminars on ruining and turning LotR into a faggot nigger blasphemy. It was a mythology for White men and that's why Tolkien created it. And that's why they seek to destroy it. Because mythology is powerful.

Don't ever let that fear take your heart as Aragorn said might take his. That's the message. Whites have overcome every challenge in history and prevailed and been victorious in this world and we would be letting down thousands of years of our ancestors if we fail now.

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Never fails to get the blood pumping.

For this I was chosen, because I fear nothing! No turning the other cheek like a coward! The last request of my life is to die killing my enemies!

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And now the new Amazon series has made sure to destroy that.

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I refuse to watch it or consider it part of the story or canon at all.

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Not sure why you think they wouldn't have taxes, they have bounders and shirriffs which have to be paid somehow. Any society more advanced than a tribe living in stick huts has to have taxes, tariffs, or some way of generating funds for the common good. Well that or slavery lol.

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tariffs

Tarriffs on foreign goods and trade is very different than taxes on labor.

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and the extra breakfasts....

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Middle earth has dragons and magic swords