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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Rupertux lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Why would I desecrate a beautiful lemon tree??? Best bury him for compost

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I suppose you're right. What about an oak tree? They're tall and strong. An oak tree could easily support a family of niggers unlike a black male.

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Ya, that’s fine. Leave the damned tasty fruit out of it. Nobody needs to go see or smell that when picking lemons to make some lovely half and half to enjoy on a summer day.

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Best FTFY I've seen in months. lol

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One Monday morning head’n up the temporary stairwell in an elevator shaft of a construction site we came up on a nigger hanging by an extension cord. His neck was about 16” long and around 4” diameter. Never did find out if he got hanged or committed suicide.