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7/8 I am not outdoorsy, but only because of genetically modified ticks

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i hope you're joking...are modified ticks real?

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Well there is a tick that was discovered around the time Bill Gates was generically modifying mosquitos that just happens to cause an allergy to red meat.

  1. Bill Gates wants us to not eat red meat, but instead eat bugs and fake meat
  2. Bill Gates can Genetically Modify Insects
  3. An insect was "discovered" that can make you allergic to red meat.

So... is it real? If you had asked me before covid I would have laughed. After, I am not so sure anymore. Or rather, I am certain it is true myself.

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well crap. i think now it's possible that these extremely small ticks that we have never seen before but are finding everywhere in the woods now, are prob genmods as well... these ticks are barely visible the size of a small freckle .. way more of these than others.. jews tryin to ruin the outdoors now i guess.

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The ticks? Or your constant nervous shake?

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Lonestar ticks. A genetically modified tick that causes an allergy to red meat.

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You could buy some heated clothing and run around outside in the winter. Cross country skiing, snow mobiles, etc.

I don't think the ticks can get you if it's below freezing. Also niggers hate the cold so that's a bonus too.

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Is that for real?

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Pretty sure it's satire, but this one definitely wasn't......

"Aspects and Assumptions of Whiteness in the United States" courtesy of the Smithsonian Museum.

Random media link about it: https://www.newsweek.com/smithsonian-race-guidelines-rational-thinking-hard-work-are-white-values-1518333

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Damn Whites and their drive and punctuality.

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Me also too I can't tell what's real or fake online especially when it benefits me.

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No. It's satire.

However, some of those items are in actual articles decrying the right for their "evil."

Specifically:

Traditional Family Values Interest in physical fitness Anti-porn and anti-drugs (Proud Boys)

If they wanted this satire to be more on the nose and easier to detect as satire, they could have changed a few things. That's why it is intentionally satire. Specifically, mentioned "interest in outdoors, guns, and knives."