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I'd kill myself so my siamese fag twin died. So the straight twin is also taking it up the ass. That's rape isn't it?
How do you not stab your faggot twin to death? The answer: both are gay, one is just still not ready to admit it even though he's regularly sleeping with a man.
This has to be fake and gay, right? I mean, Poe's Law is fucking killing me anymore. I can totally buy that this is a real thing, but this could also be a photo taken out of context and 'shopped. Never know what to believe now...
But a male pair of Siamese twins, literally attached at the hip with only one asshole but two torsos, heads, and I assume distinct personalities, where one of the twins is a homosexual degenerate, whose faggotry the "straight" twin is forced to watch because he literally can't turn away. This is too absurd, I'm having an existential crisis over this....
It's the faggiest shit I've read in months. That says a lot considering the state of our completely messed up country lead by unqualified, diversity hire homos.
Wilhelm, I have this curse/ability, I have a very vivid imagination. As I am reading words, if it's a description of a scenario/scene or something, my mind is sort of "forming a movie" of what I'm reading as I'm reading it. If you accompany the text with a photo, such as the submission here, it makes the "movie" in my mind all the more vivid- I can almost feel the temperature of the room, smell the scents, feel the general atmosphere, hear what's happening, etc..
Wilhelm... do you understand why I view this as a curse, at times? It's involuntary, as I'm reading/seeing it just happens in my brain. I can "shut it off" quickly if it's going in a direction I hate (such as this sub), but it always gets started. This curse is great for when I am reading a book or daydreaming, but... .when imagining a date between these fine gentlemen, it's not so great.
Imagine being the straight twin, it's midnight, you're a little drunk because your twin and his boyfriend have been on a date drinking and doing poppers all night. All you want is to sleep, but the man whom you share an anus and penis with will not stop sucking this strange, bald man's penis.
Again, how do you not strangle your twin?! HELP ME WILHELM.
I've researched it out of curiosity. Not that picture in particular. But it does happen that conjoined twins have different orientations.
And apparently it happens frequently that each one has a different partner.
How do you not stab your faggot twin to death?
It's not that easy to kill your sibling and suicide too. Most people cling to life.
Also, both shared the bathroom with each other. Both wiped the asshole of the other or got his asshole wiped by the other. Both got masturbated by the other, and masturbated the other.
The "straight one" propably thought getting fucked in the ass isn't that much more gay than having another man wipe your ass clean.
No, I refuse to allow you to make this logical in any way, Mr. NewFag. I am in the middle of my existential crisis over this.
I also find it hilarious that I got you to do a bunch of research into this subject, I imagine out of morbid curiosity and a desire to inform me and save me from slipping into the void. This is so fucking funny for some reason.
If you share a penis and asshole with another man, you can't avoid being gay, even if you love women and find gay sex reprehensible.
Because each time you wipe your ass, you are playing with the asshole of another man. And if the other wipes it, you feel another man handling and cleaning your asshole.
That in itself is really fucking weird. Same for masturbating your shared penis.
They say gay men were abused as a child. What one do you think were forcing the other one to blow their dick? Prison rules say it's only gay to suck dick not get your dick sucked.
I don't think the anatomy of conjoined twins makes it easier to blow their own dick.
However each time one masturbates the other basically gets "molested". Imagine you can't masturbate or have sex without commiting incest. Puberty has to be wild.
Beat me to it.
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