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How do you not stab your faggot twin to death? The answer: both are gay, one is just still not ready to admit it even though he's regularly sleeping with a man.
This has to be fake and gay, right? I mean, Poe's Law is fucking killing me anymore. I can totally buy that this is a real thing, but this could also be a photo taken out of context and 'shopped. Never know what to believe now...
But a male pair of Siamese twins, literally attached at the hip with only one asshole but two torsos, heads, and I assume distinct personalities, where one of the twins is a homosexual degenerate, whose faggotry the "straight" twin is forced to watch because he literally can't turn away. This is too absurd, I'm having an existential crisis over this....
It's the faggiest shit I've read in months. That says a lot considering the state of our completely messed up country lead by unqualified, diversity hire homos.
Wilhelm, I have this curse/ability, I have a very vivid imagination. As I am reading words, if it's a description of a scenario/scene or something, my mind is sort of "forming a movie" of what I'm reading as I'm reading it. If you accompany the text with a photo, such as the submission here, it makes the "movie" in my mind all the more vivid- I can almost feel the temperature of the room, smell the scents, feel the general atmosphere, hear what's happening, etc..
Wilhelm... do you understand why I view this as a curse, at times? It's involuntary, as I'm reading/seeing it just happens in my brain. I can "shut it off" quickly if it's going in a direction I hate (such as this sub), but it always gets started. This curse is great for when I am reading a book or daydreaming, but... .when imagining a date between these fine gentlemen, it's not so great.
Imagine being the straight twin, it's midnight, you're a little drunk because your twin and his boyfriend have been on a date drinking and doing poppers all night. All you want is to sleep, but the man whom you share an anus and penis with will not stop sucking this strange, bald man's penis.
Again, how do you not strangle your twin?! HELP ME WILHELM.
I cannot help you here. I can only think of despair and hope this terrible creature is put to rest, permanently.
I've researched it out of curiosity. Not that picture in particular. But it does happen that conjoined twins have different orientations.
And apparently it happens frequently that each one has a different partner.
How do you not stab your faggot twin to death?
It's not that easy to kill your sibling and suicide too. Most people cling to life.
Also, both shared the bathroom with each other. Both wiped the asshole of the other or got his asshole wiped by the other. Both got masturbated by the other, and masturbated the other.
The "straight one" propably thought getting fucked in the ass isn't that much more gay than having another man wipe your ass clean.
No, I refuse to allow you to make this logical in any way, Mr. NewFag. I am in the middle of my existential crisis over this.
I also find it hilarious that I got you to do a bunch of research into this subject, I imagine out of morbid curiosity and a desire to inform me and save me from slipping into the void. This is so fucking funny for some reason.
After I read your first comment, It thought maybe only one head can experience their sexual organs. Because to my knowledge each head controls and feels different parts of the body.
But according to that article they both feel their genitals and orgasm simoultanously. Though I'm still curios how for example bladder control works.
Now I wouldn't want to ruin a good existential crisis, but I believe if you apply logic combined with vivid imagination, there is more than enough nightmare fuel left.
You never have privacy. Each time you masturbate or have sex you commit incest. According to that article one head can be in the mood while the other isn't, combine that with poor impulse control during puberty and they possibly "raped" each other daily. There is a person who knows everything you did during puberty. It propably feels better if the other masturbates you. Imagine touching the nipple on the other half of your body and suddenly your conjoined body has an erection. Or as it relates to this particular case, your twin starts sucking dick and you get an erection. The whole thing is just so incredibly fucked up.
Even the non-sexual stuff is weird, like how do you negotiate on which side of your body you sleep? What if one head drools during sleep? I have to stop thinking about this.
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