Got the M1 Garand. Got the front porch and the beer. Only thing is, by the time they get halfway across my front lawn, they've already had to get over a locked gate and cross a 1/4 mile of open ground that's as flat and green as a billiard table. So we already have a problem. But fortunately nothing that can't be solved in a few minutes with a backhoe. Come the DOTR, I'm just gonna start putting the heads up on U-shaped pickets out along the road. Figure it'll save both time and lives in the long run. Head on a picket doesn't need a sign. Says all that needs to be said right there. If you keep on coming past that, you deserve what you get.