Shut up and get off my lawn.
That's right, zipper head.
Got the M1 Garand. Got the front porch and the beer. Only thing is, by the time they get halfway across my front lawn, they've already had to get over a locked gate and cross a 1/4 mile of open ground that's as flat and green as a billiard table. So we already have a problem.
But fortunately nothing that can't be solved in a few minutes with a backhoe.
Come the DOTR, I'm just gonna start putting the heads up on U-shaped pickets out along the road. Figure it'll save both time and lives in the long run. Head on a picket doesn't need a sign. Says all that needs to be said right there. If you keep on coming past that, you deserve what you get.
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