Don't just grab it. Because then you're stuck standing there, holding the fucking thing, forever, because it will always try to come back, the moment you stop looking.
If you're already holding the sonnuvabitch by the wrist with your left hand, it better be because you have a hatchet, tomahawk, axe or machete in your right.
Chop that fucker off at the shoulder the first time. Solve the problem decisively the first time so that can never come back.
Don't just grab it. Because then you're stuck standing there, holding the fucking thing, forever, because it will always try to come back, the moment you stop looking.
If you're already holding the sonnuvabitch by the wrist with your left hand, it better be because you have a hatchet, tomahawk, axe or machete in your right.
Chop that fucker off at the shoulder the first time. Solve the problem decisively the *first* time so that can *never* come back.
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