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Philadelphia has the only perfect sandwiches in existence
Both the BLT and the tri-tip BBQ sandwich would like to inform you that your wad of fried beef and processed cheese on a roll are pretty OK, but not the ultimate sandwich by any means.
You're tourist-level assumptions about what a cheesesteak is reveal your ignorance.
Also, cheesesteaks aren't even close to the best sandwich in Philly
Dude, I've eaten 'steaks at the famous Geno's in Horsham, so shove that tourist shit right up your vuvuzela. It's just fucking OK. They are the only sandwiches I ever contemplated using hot sauce on, because they are so fucking bland and the meat is drowned by the cheese. And about half the sammiches they serve don't use the white American cheese, they use the fucking canned cheez whiz shit. That alone should tell you just how not-top-tier the Philly Cheesesteak is.
What the fuck else you got? The fact that you renamed the "sub" to a "hoagie?" Get the fuck outta here with that shit!
The best sandwich in the world is a BLT on toasted San Francisco sourdough, with fresh home-made mayonnaise, cool ripe heirloom tomatoes grown in California, crisp ripe lettuce grown in California, and double-thick-sliced bacon made on-site at Dittmer's Wurst House in, you guessed it, California. But you'll have to pay an additional 9.25 % for the sammich, because California sucks.
Nothing about philly is good, no thanks yankee fuckstick
You've never had a proper Italian Hoagie.
Literally one of the only good things about Philadelphia.
i havnt and dont particularly want to. why go philly to try a sammie? nothing but jews spics and niggers everywhere.
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