Just dig a hole in the backyard and kick my corpse into it. And stop boo-hooing about it. I'm sure I won't mind.

People always forget the funeral isn't for the Person who died, it is the People that want to remember him.

So there should be a lot of cocaine and fireworks.

I remember Maine tried to legalize Viking funerals last year. I don't think it ever passed.

I want my ashes to be thrown into an active volcano, as my very essense becomes one with the magma that runs through the veins on this planet, to then rise to the heavens in a cloud of brimstone and smoke.

I want to be buried in a box, not burned.

We have a sizable water tank on our land, been wondering about legality, Me and the Mrs

Just apply for a permit under religious grounds.

https://www.awe.gov.au/environment/marine/marine-pollution/sea-dumping/burial-sea

I thought about starting a business that did burials at sea (actual bodies, not scattering ashes). It must be at least 3 miles off shore, use a special bag and follow other regulations. (epa.gov) Would you buy it?

I just wanted to buy a simple pine box.