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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Just dig a hole in the backyard and kick my corpse into it. And stop boo-hooing about it. I'm sure I won't mind.

[–] • 2 pts

Exactly. Plant some food on top of me. I'll make great fertilizer.

[–] • 1 pt

I was going to make a cannibalism joke about skipping straight to the grill, but these days people might assume I'm serious.

[–] • 2 pts

People always forget the funeral isn't for the Person who died, it is the People that want to remember him.

So there should be a lot of cocaine and fireworks.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Which is why the Vikings sent their honored dead off with such fanfare.

[–] • 1 pt

I want to be buried in a box, not burned.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

You won't be buried or burned, only your body will be.

[–] • 0 pt

I want my body to be buried in a box, not burned.

[–] • 1 pt

I want my ashes to be thrown into an active volcano, as my very essense becomes one with the magma that runs through the veins on this planet, to then rise to the heavens in a cloud of brimstone and smoke.

[–] • 1 pt

We have a sizable water tank on our land, been wondering about legality, Me and the Mrs

[–] • 1 pt

I remember Maine tried to legalize Viking funerals last year. I don't think it ever passed.

[–] • 0 pt

I just wanted to buy a simple pine box.

[–] • 0 pt

I thought about starting a business that did burials at sea (actual bodies, not scattering ashes). It must be at least 3 miles off shore, use a special bag and follow Would you buy it?