They claimed SCUDs landed on the West Bank? But (google...google...google) they had SCUD-B missiles, that don't have enough range. They would have to drive the launchers hundreds of kilometers into other countries and fire them off into positions completely irrelevant to everything that was attacking them. Wait! I know! They captured some jews and dug out some old Nazi masturbation machines, extracting the secret rocket fuel additive that gave them the range boost they needed. But they miscalculated! They didn't compensate for the way the jewish semen would try to return home, to Israel, and instead of hitting their targets, they zipped right over to the West Bank. It all makes sense.