"He hasn't been vaccinated, doesn't have any fiat currency, and I heard he avoids fluoride so much that he doesn't brush his teeth, or even shower! I call dibs!!!"
If it were that easy then the world would be overrun by pale skin and blue eye'd volk.
"And, get this! He has his own home, and it is mobile, and he runs his own business out of it! He says he is some sort of cook or something, but he makes really high quality stuff. Kicker is, he is a bad boy! Apparently wanted by the Feds for interstate trafficking! His chocolate must be so good it is illegal!"
I'm really surprised that you've held on to that current account as long as you have.
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