1. issue "ruble equivalent" equal to x-mount of oil, valued against ruble. Basically a randomized handout, to stimulate economy. 2. Watch as butthurt internationalists cry "socialism!" 3. specify only russians may use it 4. outsiders use russians to speculate 5. price gets driven up, driving down ruble, making exports more valuable, while ruble-equivalent (issued against ruble) goes UP in value, because..speculation 6. if price of ruble equivalent is driven down, oil is cheap, and markets are naturally punished by excessive demand, flooding the market with demand leading to an oil upswing, and hurting western markets 7. if the price of the ruble itself is driven down, ruble-equivalent goes up. if the price of the ruble is driven up, again, step six. 8. if both the ruble-equivalent AND the ruble are driven down, russians can afford to buy their *own* shit and cut off the international market from exports OR imports. Cheap energy leads to low-interest rates, stimulating investments. 9. For shits and giggles, keep threatening to back with gold and silver, but never follow through so the u.s. industrial intelligence complex is left perma-blueballed. The two-currency solution will kill the u.s. petrodollar. Good riddance to globohomo and the overbloated federal government that has destroyed America and the American dream, and endangered us all by bombing other nations to the point of creating a hundred million enemies of us in america.