Went up the mountain to the snow with my half-vietnamese buddy, a bottle of schnapps. and a couple girls in his hot hatchback We were hauling ass back down the narrow, winding mountain road and I said, "watch out, there might be black ice in the road" He sped up Everyone is laughing but me as we drift around corners "Hey, slow down there might be black ice you can't see in the road" Now everyone is in tears and we're going faster, I'm shitting myself Turns out he thought I was saying "Look out for black guys in the road" which would indeed be hilarious BLACK ICE damnit. Thought I was going to die that day