Ah, so you're a pussy if you're looking left when the thief strikes on your right? You must be one big fat wet pussy then, pussy!
If you're being outsmarted by a literal bird-brain, definitely.
If you actually believe it takes brains to snatch something from someone who isn't expecting it, then you must be the smartest retard on the short bus!
And also you're a Disney-addled pussy who thinks that Bambi is real and wants to bang that Thumper.
It takes brains to plan, execute, and succeed. I don't know what to tell you if you can't figure out how that could be true.
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