Then he rolls another 1. You lose the war. There is a recount and the media declares he rolled a 20 and actually won.
Next he rolls a potato. You start a land war in china.
... and the media declares he rolled a 20 and actually won.
While you can plainly see Ukraine in flames right behind them.
Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Russian when Winter is on.
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