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... aaand he fails his saving throw too. Of course.

... aaand he fails his saving throw too. Of course.

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Then he rolls another 1. You lose the war. There is a recount and the media declares he rolled a 20 and actually won.

Next he rolls a potato. You start a land war in china.

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... and the media declares he rolled a 20 and actually won.

While you can plainly see Ukraine in flames right behind them.

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It was a mostly peaceful war.

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Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Russian when Winter is on.

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It's fine, Russian tanks don't work in mud.

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Don't forget to not get the sniffle. Wouldn't want to get hurt in a war.

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Brandon might be messing with everyone. He is afterall the most successful and popular President of all time. He's married to a doctor. He and his son made millions in the Ukraine illegally. There probably won't be war, just typical mirrors while they scrub evidence. Hunter is a daddy crackhead now.

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Hey now, we have shitty cold ass winter here too. No shortage of men who can kick ass in the cold. They just ain't in our military...

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This is what Hitler tried to do.

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This is what Hitler tried to do.

and Napoleon

also Charles XII of Sweden

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Good thing 141 IQ Bidet is making with the smarts.

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meanwhile the Orcs he left in charge of his castle just burnt it down while trying to cook a chicken, and the elves have had enough of paying for his shit.