Next, she’ll be selling her farts in jars.
Next, she’ll be selling her farts in jars.
From your ginger twat you derp-eyed bitch.
I bet it smells like the unwashed dicks of a thousand dwarves.
All the dwarves in moria died of STDs after one drunken night she visited the tavern there.
The ones that didn't immediately die, turned into goblins.
Only the balrog remained untainted.
From your ginger twat you derp-eyed bitch.
I bet it smells like the unwashed dicks of a thousand dwarves.
All the dwarves in moria died of STDs after one drunken night she visited the tavern there.
The ones that didn't immediately die, turned into goblins.
Only the balrog remained untainted.
And she gave him three...
And she gave him three...
I never understood the appeal behind blonde hair, its always been icky to me.
I never understood the appeal behind blonde hair, its always been icky to me.
People like the more rare things but not the rarest.
Pretty sure nobody thinks albinoism is hot.
People like the more rare things but not the rarest.
Pretty sure nobody thinks albinoism is hot.
Some of the prettiest women have been blond. Not mt personal flavour either.
And Galandriel Is not one of the prettiest.. Rather peculiar looking.
Some of the prettiest women have been blond. Not mt personal flavour either.
And Galandriel Is not one of the prettiest.. Rather peculiar looking.
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