Thank you for not titling this, "Shills Be Like..."
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Potentially dangerous but physically peaceful sharks
All you have to do to not get bitten by a shark is touch its snout, and they turn into oversized underwater puppers.
Uh-huh. Until it doesn't.
It's like, "How do you know a bull elephant isn't making a 'false charge'?"
"When he doesn't stop."
Theres countless scuba diving videos where it works every time.
What percentage of failures would be expected to produce footage though?
I think surfers have a harder time with sharks than divers.
CGI
Uh-huh. The ones where it worked. Until it doesn't. The question you should be asking is: "Where are all of the videos of that?"
( Not a stroke. CDQC grad in 89. I was on an SF dive team for 10 years.)
sharks are actually pretty docile out of mating season.
I'm sure that the crew of the USS Indianapolis took great comfort in that. 900 men went into the water. 316 came out.
Sharks do three things: Swim, eat, and make little sharks. 68 million years without any basic design changes.
Anytime you step out into the ocean, it's like going for a walk in Alaska. It would be wise to remember that you are entering an environment in which the position of "Top of The Food Chain" still remains an open question, and that your answer will be subject to contestation.
The rule of nature is not "Eat or be eaten". It is "Eat and be eaten".
Correct. I'm not the kind of asshole who rips sand sharks in half for fun on the deck of a party boat but I'm not going to pretend tiger sharks and great whites and shit are anything but ultra primal killing machines.
Sharks are the garbage collectors of the seas,that is why the USS INDY.lost so many sailors,they died or drowned,the sharks ate them,it is what they do.
No one blames animals, from mosquitos to niggers for following their genetic programming. In this case though, there were surviving witnesses (only 319 ) to their behavior that were able to give direct, eyewitness testimony. According to the survivors accounts, the sharks were neither as picky, nor as patient, as you would imply. Many of those Sailors were eaten while still very much alive.
Corpses don't scream.
68 million years without any basic design changes.
They just beat the iPhone.
If you’re in Alaska without a big ass gun you’re in trouble.
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