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This bitch is 81. Imagine what she'd look like without daily face lifts.

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Probably something similar to a water bear

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Tardigrade

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Yes, I agree she has much in common with a tard

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She has her skin behind her head helping the wig stay on.

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Hmm, her eyebrows would look less like a clown drew them, for starters! :>D

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Probably just too drunk to talk.

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I always pictured her more as a pill popper

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Legitimately looks like she's wearing a skin mask lol

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Only kind of mask she wears the hypocrite

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I find that very hard to believe.

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Whoever paints her fake eyebrows on needs to give her extra chardonnay and vodka pre appointment at 930am and just draw Ali G wraparound sunglasses like Oakleys on her resting 80 year old bitch face with a Michael Jackson nose.

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If only.

At a certain point, an old woman's attempt to look "pretty" is pretty much the same basic method as a drag queen getting ready for the stage.

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Probably similar thoughts and feelings too