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I'm afraid you don't have a lot of time sir, the dad jokes are already crowning.

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The room's tension's broken!

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"OH NO! HES GOT MY EYES!"

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I'm embarrassed how long it took me to understand this dad joke.

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He's already rehersing for his role.

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"Shut the fuck up dad"

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Are you going to eat that placenta?

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