The other day I woke up and my wife could tell I was obviously worried about something. She turned to me and asked:

"What is it?"

I responded with:

"There are only 100,000,000* social security numbers (including all zero's) but the population of the United States is over 300,000,000... What does this mean?"

She gave me that look which means "this is why you don't have more friends" and a hug, and we had breakfast with the kids.

*I later realized there are 1,000,000,000 numbers and there is no issue with population size. Just goes to show you should wake up fully before you try and think numbers.

Why have jew penned debasements supplanted our Historical Mythological Heros?

Nah. hes remembering the ex that was enthusiastic about giving head and he has to beg you on his birthday

Women don't like it when you stick your middle finger up their cunts while they're sleeping.

Wait... that's not exactly true. Let me check my notes... OK... 77 out of 78 times, women hate it when you probe them in their sleep.

That. That is why I say English is my second language. My first is some form of English, but grammatically correct English is not my first language and for shit like that. I know they are names so it doesn't matter, but shit like that drives me up a wall because all are correct.

Well the thing that is obvious to myself is there is a faggot in the bed next to her since if it was me of batman she'd be already with a dick inside of her not thinking about men in tights that wear a cape. Kind of gay if you ask me thinking about men when there's pussy that obviously needs taming right next to him and she wouldn't have time to think shit if her man would do his job in bed. Almost 60 and I'd be hitting that shit nightly if it was me in that bed.

Batman is obviously German