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This is so fucking ridiculous. (loginportal.funnyjunk.com)

I’m starting to think those people who claim we’re living in a simulation might have a point. This is all too damn loony.

Our universe is run inside of W.O.P.R., but it's simulating government corruption instead of nuclear warfare

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If this is a sim, can we reboot?

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Not from within, unfortunately. Unless there’s some sort of weird combination of events that needs to be done in order to activate a failsafe or something.

Even then, if you could reset it, would you? What if you were actually just a part of the simulation and not some dude in stasis on a higher level of reality?

Spooky shit.

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Maybe we could patch out the Jews and joggers instead.

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Well I am not a simultron as far as I can tell.

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I wonder why the Admins are letting the Simulation go off the rails?

Edit: deleted the word "to" after simulation, grammar reasons.

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Maybe the admins are dead or abandoned the machine running the simulation?