Jefferson - fine Reagan - Bush puppet Washington - anti-states rights Trump - Israel’s bitch Lincoln - cryptokike who shredded the Constitution so he could enrich his banker and industrialist buddies Roosevelt - imperial presidency and warmonger Kennedy - so hopped up on meds, didn’t know half of what went on, backdoored US into Vietnam Missing: Jackson - smashed the central bank Nixon - hated the Jews, thought Bo Grove was for fags Harrison - died in office after a month, did the least damage of any President Madison - penned the constitution, advocated for states to nullify federal law Cleveland - tried to undo Lincoln’s shit Coolidge - kept his mouth shut and didn’t expand the presidency Here’s the thing, none of them were really “magnificent,” except maybe Jefferson and Jackson.