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death by powerpoint.

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Death by a buffalo fart in a prairie wind in the cold evening by a power point. Plumb the depths. The depths of hell. Never engage a buffalo fart, son.

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you must stand in front of people playing lawn darts.

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May the gaseous explosions roam the fields in the darkness and catch the scent of an animals nasal fixtures nearby.

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There should be an age cap, an IQ test, and a probably several other tests required of those that decide to work in government. Get these greedy, old cunts out.

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I agree 100%, also a STD battery....you know cause syphilis makes old perverts lose their mind!

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just an iq test combined with a bleep test would work everywhere.

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Children needing to go to a mandatory meeting.

Anyone ever wonder why they all huddle together and take these meetings like their told?

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Cause their (((bosses))) said so.....

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Yeah. Falling asleep at those things is reasonable. Good for them.

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90% of thier legislation/ money laundering schemes are under the guise of environmental protection. This is a outward sighn of how much they actually care.

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To be fair...

I'm healthy, energetic, happy, and sharp as a tack. But I'd doze off in this meeting, too. It's ultra-stupid bullshit masturbation about climate change and "We haf tuh sav dee plan it!" bullshit.

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then maybe don't show up to the faggotry and act like you support it.

to be fair.

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How come I have to wear mask when I’m napping at work?