MY DIAPER WON'T WORK UNLESS YOU WEAR YOUR DIAPER!!111!11! REEEEEEE!1!1!1

If there's a .03% chance I'm going to shit my pants at any given time, that's too high of a percentage to risk going to work every day and shitting them in front of everyone.

I'm wearing a diaper.

This is a monumentally retarded argument because it doesn't even capture the essence of the argument.

The meme should read:

"Imagine, if you will, that there's a diaper that has a 0% chance to preventing you from shitting your pants when run through any published random control trial, but you are forced to wear those diapers, just in case.

Now imagine that you must wear those diapers to prevent your neighbors from shitting their pants as well."

^The second part of the meme still falls flat.

CDC has now changed their diaper. I mean the meaning of what they meant when they mean to say what they mean a diaper means.

You must now wear 2 for extra accidental poops.

Like I said a shitty episode of twilight zone

I dunno man, if I'm gonna randomly shit my pants every few years I'd consider the diaper...