The year is 2030. The COVID festival is approaching, we have to sacrifice some choice humans to the volcano pit, its science after all. Dr Fauci told us that for best results, we need to sacrifice virgin white women, as it appeases the gods who have been angered. He warned us that sacrificing oppressed minorities angers the gods even more, however they sometimes will accept non virgin white men, or women. Science after all, the scientists have spoken, and to distrust the science, is to distrust God himself. And we dont want to anger God now do we? Fauci himself told us we could remove our masks in two weeks, how exciting! In just two more weeks, everything will go back to normal. Some of us are given special exemptions in the holy of holies, everyone knows CoronoVirus doesnt affect those places. It's only for a few hours at most, but it's so freeing to not wear a mask for that time. And some even have natural immunity, although natural immunity doesn't seem to work on people who did not receive Fauci's award for medicinal excellence. I'm off to bed, we have nightly curfews, since everyone knows COVID affects those walking around at night more often. Can you imagine the risk of going fishing or taking a walk at night, without a mask? And yet some people feel the need to decry all the medical breakthroughs made by our beloved high priest Dr Fauci and his team of stellar, America first patriots. edit: Don't take this seriously