Makes you wonder why they had to photoshop the peas.
I seriously know the REAL REASON, they had to photoshop the peas
It's called "Mushy Peas" the normal side dish served there when they serve "Peas" and to half of people in 2021 the sight of MUSHY PEAS is revolting to look at.
See? What they serve in reality at that place is THIS :
https://files.catbox.moe/rg6lt4.jpg
Wow! A common sight to any Brit, but alien to many.
All downtown London authentic Fish and Chips places ONLY serve "MUSHY PEAS"
Photo Editors boost the color intensity and use HDR chroma tricks on all these "mushy peas" images :
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=mushy+peas&ia=images&iax=images
MUSHY PEAS taste like normal frozen sweet peas but are 2 days old, stirred and broken, overcooked, and sourced from desiccated dried peas.
And yes, I had them in London on purpose, but not one single human worker in London is both White and also speaks with a British accent. Not one. I am not kidding. Not one in any restaurant, store, news stand, cab, hotel desk, ANYWHERE.
It made me hate that fucking shit skin muslim caliphate.
You can experience Whites with FRENCH accents all over London though, and Polish.
LONDON IS DEAD, but Mushy Peas live on!
But no advertiser would dare use real photograph of genuine "MUSHY PEAS" in a meal photo.
Looks more like an MS Paint job to me.
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