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I believe that menu item is called the "M.C. Escher Plate".
I believe that menu item is called the "M.C. Escher Plate".
Makes you wonder why they had to photoshop the peas.
Makes you wonder why they had to photoshop the peas.
I seriously know the REAL REASON, they had to photoshop the peas
It's called "Mushy Peas" the normal side dish served there when they serve "Peas" and to half of people in 2021 the sight of MUSHY PEAS is revolting to look at.
See? What they serve in reality at that place is THIS :
https://files.catbox.moe/rg6lt4.jpg
Wow! A common sight to any Brit, but alien to many.
All downtown London authentic Fish and Chips places ONLY serve "MUSHY PEAS"
Photo Editors boost the color intensity and use HDR chroma tricks on all these "mushy peas" images :
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=mushy+peas&ia=images&iax=images
MUSHY PEAS taste like normal frozen sweet peas but are 2 days old, stirred and broken, overcooked, and sourced from desiccated dried peas.
And yes, I had them in London on purpose, but not one single human worker in London is both White and also speaks with a British accent. Not one. I am not kidding. Not one in any restaurant, store, news stand, cab, hotel desk, ANYWHERE.
It made me hate that fucking shit skin muslim caliphate.
You can experience Whites with FRENCH accents all over London though, and Polish.
LONDON IS DEAD, but Mushy Peas live on!
But no advertiser would dare use real photograph of genuine "MUSHY PEAS" in a meal photo.
**I seriously know the REAL REASON, they had to photoshop the peas**
It's called "Mushy Peas" the normal side dish served there when they serve "Peas" and to half of people in 2021 the sight of **MUSHY PEAS** is revolting to look at.
See? What they serve in reality at that place is THIS :
https://files.catbox.moe/rg6lt4.jpg
Wow! A common sight to any Brit, but alien to many.
All downtown London authentic Fish and Chips places ONLY serve "MUSHY PEAS"
Photo Editors boost the color intensity and use HDR chroma tricks on all these "mushy peas" images :
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=mushy+peas&ia=images&iax=images
MUSHY PEAS taste like normal frozen sweet peas but are 2 days old, stirred and broken, overcooked, and sourced from desiccated dried peas.
And yes, I had them in London on purpose, but not one single human worker in London is both White and also speaks with a British accent. Not one. I am not kidding. Not one in any restaurant, store, news stand, cab, hotel desk, ANYWHERE.
It made me hate that fucking shit skin muslim caliphate.
You can experience Whites with FRENCH accents all over London though, and Polish.
**LONDON IS DEAD, but Mushy Peas live on!**
But no advertiser would dare use real photograph of genuine "MUSHY PEAS" in a meal photo.
Looks more like an MS Paint job to me.
Looks more like an MS Paint job to me.
shadow on top and and light hitting the underside. i know twitter is not a place for smart people but really nigger?
shadow on top and and light hitting the underside. i know twitter is not a place for smart people but really nigger?
Also rear of dish seems more in focus than front, and it shows most on the peas with the high-contrast shadows.
Also rear of dish seems more in focus than front, and it shows most on the peas with the high-contrast shadows.
Finally they've developed peas that will stick to my knife without mashed potatoes. I fucking love science!!1!
Finally they've developed peas that will stick to my knife without mashed potatoes. I fucking love science!!1!
Photoshopped the peas and twisted them upside down to make them fit. The shadow is on the wrong side.
Photoshopped the peas and twisted them upside down to make them fit. The shadow is on the wrong side.
Fuck the peas, that pie is undercooked. Not enough egg-wash and the oven looks like it had a cold spot. 2/10 would not recommend.
Fuck the peas, that pie is undercooked. Not enough egg-wash and the oven looks like it had a cold spot. 2/10 would not recommend.
The plate is also levitating some two inches above the table.
The plate is also levitating some two inches above the table.
Lol they edited different peas in but the light source was coming from above instead of from the direction of the camera, so they just turned it upside-down.
Lol they edited different peas in but the light source was coming from above instead of from the direction of the camera, so they just turned it upside-down.
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