You mean a 99.996% chance you will not shit your pants so you mandate that others wear diapers to protect you.
My diaper won't work unless you wear yours.
when the diaper-in-chief is in charge it will protect him
“You need to wear TWO diapers or you’re a murderer....and racism!”
Whatever happened to “you can’t argue with a crazy person”?
Pretty much. If you factor out the toddlers and the 80+ year olds who actually do shit their pants it basically doesn't happen in the general population
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