My father-in-law has horses. And rides with people who have lots of horses. Not a single one would mind taking a picture with their horse.

Might have to start me a pharmaceutical business.

It's not like it's hard to find a stray horse who would pose in a picture for half a tube of horse paste.

I have cows, fuck you Mr ivermectin holder.

Just to fit the part right, Plaid button up shit, worn old jeans and dirty work boots old dirty hat "hot sun outside". If you have soft girl hands then get someone else to go for you, dead giveaway since a farmers hands like a construction workers are like strong leather with callouses all over the palms like a real working mans hands.

Hell skip the shower and show up in the afternoon smelling to high heaven, they'll give it to you just so you'll get out of smelling range, it's believable since farmers sweat their asses off, so right from work to the pharmacy no shower. :)

Haha