Name the one that you think isn't.
"If used improperly it can kill you, even in small amounts."
I'm unfamiliar with what you are referring to regarding the mortuary cleansing agent, but I'm guessing its more than just H2O.
It does evaporate, so.. sort of biodegrades. Naturally occurring substance though.
"Plastic water bottles stored on grocery store shelves for more than a month have been tested and found to contain high levels of dihydrogen monoxide, enough to kill a full grown adult."
Not exactly false I guess.. the bottles are filled with the stuff and its sold for the purpose of consumption. Not sure how anyone is killed with a bottle of it though.
You are aware that we are talking about water, right?
"If used improperly it can kill you, even in small amounts." - Pour some in your lungs, see if it doesn't. I'll wait.
"...mortuary cleansing agent, but I'm guessing its more than just H2O." - You'd be guessing wrong. Water is what is primarily used.
Evaporation, the process by which an element or compound transitions from its liquid state to its gaseous state below the temperature at which it boils; in particular, the process by which liquid water enters the atmosphere as water vapor.
Biodegrade, to break down, essentially into innocuous constituent products by the action of living things (such as microorganisms)
Not the same.
"Plastic water bottles stored on grocery store shelves for more than a month have been tested and found to contain high levels of dihydrogen monoxide, enough to kill a full grown adult." - refer back to the first entry. Try pouring a 500ml bottle of water into your lungs. See what happens. Again, I'll wait.
At first I thought that you might just be trying to troll me. But then I realized that you genuinely don't know just how much you don't know, do you? Don't worry. It's not all your fault. I blame the elementary school system. You are obviously not yet tall enough for this ride.
I know I perfectly understood your joke and all of the included talking points the first time around, sad that someone didn't.
One does not simply pour water into their lungs, but okay. It doesn't technically break down which is why I said "sort of". Its actually needed for those microorganisms in its liquid state, so thats irrelevant anyway.
I incorrectly suggested some of what you post was untrue, you pulled technicalities to correct me. Congratulations.
I actually did get my education from a nigger infested public school. The fact that I'm not a toilet paper hording, window licking, homosexual, is a bit of a miracle I'd say.
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