"One does not simply pour water into their lungs, but okay." - You have, as yet, utterly failed to explain how pouring water into ones lungs would *not* represent a clearly "improper use". Evaporation is clearly *not* biodegradation in any way, shape, form, or fashion. Not kind of. Not sort of. Not even close. "...you pulled technicalities to correct me." - What are also known as "facts" and "specifics". This has already grown tiresome. Does your mind really work like this all of the time? You really have no idea how painful it is to have slow down this much.