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I saw post the other day that said the term "conspiracy theory" was being changed to "spoiler alert."

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I'm almost certain that some point I've seen each of Hillary, Nancy and Valerie Jarret's nictating membranes flick across their eyes. You have to watch carefully because it happens fast. I've been waiting for the day that one of them accidently knocks the humanlike contact lens out and doesn't realize it. Get a good look at that lizardoid iris and cornea.

I imagine them sometimes, sitting around in comfy chairs, cackling, while they unhinge their jaws in order to swallow kittens whole from a basketful at their feet.

Replace kittens with aborted feteus and your probably are onto something

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I got a few more in case anyone needs them:

-pigeons are all CIA agents

-the earth is hollow

-the reason the 1993 model of the Kenmore dryer had a curved lint trap was so Jay Leno could use it to polish his penis

All guaranteed 100% false, get them while they are hot.

The last one I'm not sure of? Who am I to get while they are hot?

Asking for the crowd that wasn't taught context clues.

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Your clothes... It's a dryer.

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Are you sure the one about the kenmore dryer is false?

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How did y- THATS ANTISEMITIC!

*runs away and pushes 'shut it down' button

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Thanks!

Yoink!

Twat!

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Hollow Earth is still good, so is reptilian humanoids, jet fuel is a hoax, chemicals that's a good one, flat earth also a crowd favorite, space is fake is another good one... we should be OK with conspiracy theories.

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hollow earth cannot be disproven until we get some frogs up to antartica. veeerrrryyy suspicious shit going on up there.

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Hollow earth is disproven because that's not how gravity works or how celestial bodies form.

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using known science to disprove an unknown

peak retard hours