WelcomeUser Guide
ToSPrivacyCanary
DonateBugsLicense

©2026 Poal.co

rofl

rofl

(post is archived)

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

A life raft works. I saw it in a movie once.

[–] 2 pts

Just flap your arms real fast. It works. Movie too.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

If you have the upper body strength to hold your arms out perpendicular to your body, and you slightly tilt your hands, you will begin to spin.

This should generate enough lift for you to travel much like a helicopter does to a destination of your own choosing.

[–] 3 pts

Ahh yes. I tried that once but got too dizzy. Luckily a flock of crows carried me to safety.

[–] 1 pt

Once you spin fast enough, just flip your hands the other way; it'll slow you down. It's physics.