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Parachutes are issued to every other soldier. When the one in front of you dies, take his parachute.
Parachutes are for pussies.
A life raft works. I saw it in a movie once.
Just flap your arms real fast. It works. Movie too.
If you have the upper body strength to hold your arms out perpendicular to your body, and you slightly tilt your hands, you will begin to spin.
This should generate enough lift for you to travel much like a helicopter does to a destination of your own choosing.
Ahh yes. I tried that once but got too dizzy. Luckily a flock of crows carried me to safety.
Once you spin fast enough, just flip your hands the other way; it'll slow you down. It's physics.
I've seen Russians jumping off buildings into snow drifts. They probably would try this.
I used to do that when I was little. Like a 8 feet AT MOST. Plus weighing 60 pounds helped.
If you drop Boodie2988 from a chair in Antartica, he will probably reach bed rock.
The Wikipedia article has been edited and this info has been deleted. I looked it up on a 2016 version of Wikipedia and it was there.
The forerunner of HALO was HANO...high altitude no opening. Progress.
Homer: "Them Russians is tough." Gomer: "Them Russians is real tough." Homer: "I once jumped out of a plane without a parachute." Gomer: "Tell me about it, Homer." Homer: "I broke my nose." Gomer: "You broke your nose?" Homer: "Doors on planes is real far off the ground." Gomer: "True it is, Homer."
![Meanwhile. In Russia: "We have no parachute, you just jump. Snow help. Okay?" [640x449 - 127KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/rI2d30.jpg){kind=link}
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