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Decades ago we had this one guy almost 80 still working and he was cranking 50's rock all day and I think he was cool back in the day when he was chasing pussy. Man I miss that guy, knew some pretty rank jokes back then. His girlfriend was an old dyed orange hair bitch, complained about everything constantly when she showed up. Just got stressed watching her walk through the door, she worked downstairs. I would have said something but he would have paid for it when she would likely bitch for hours once they got home because of my mouth. Which would be the same as me torturing the old guy since it would have been my mouth that jump started her mouth.
That's a good way to fuck with someone that starts shit but is too scared to jump. If they're all bark and no bite just say some awful shit to his girlfriend. If he doesn't fight you to defend her she's going to let him have it when they get home. It's better than throwing the first punch and getting charged for starting the fight.
Thing is, she was just a cunt, he was just taking her shit because he was a nice guy aka doormat. I couldn't do that, the guy showed me so much about how to do my job and maintain my tools so I would be back stabbing him by fucking with her. He was always so helpful and honestly he didn't have to help me with shit, just a stand up guy. I would be a scumbag to do that to that man because he can't start a screaming match at work because of her passive aggressive bitching. If I was told he wouldn't guaranteed get one second of stress because of what I said, sure, but I know better and keeping it hush was the right move.
I wouldn't do that to a friend. The only time I do it was when a guy thinks he can just say shit and get away with it. A good example is I got the light to cross the street and this guy gunned his car so I had to jump out of the way while he clapped his hands laughed. When I went to the window he wouldn't do shit so I went into a long spiel about how ugly and slutty his wife sitting next to him was. She sat there and stared daggers at him while he just pretended the whole thing was hilarious. I'm sure he didn't get any sleep that night with all her screaming.
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