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Florida Man strikes again
Florida Man strikes again
What if we have... consent?
What if we have... consent?
[this is not the only "floridaman rapes gator" story(theres alot), but its certainly the most based](http://stuppid.com/florida-man-relations-alligator/)
This is the best shit I've read in a long time. A long, long, time.
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
She lived to tell the tale..
The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
Bet that bitch won't be trying to eat any more fishermen!
This is the best shit I've read in a long time. A long, long, time.
> Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
> The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”
> *The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.*
She lived to tell the tale..
> The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
Bet that bitch won't be trying to eat any more fishermen!
you avoided posting the best part
Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.
you avoided posting the best part
> Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.
As a Florida man, I sooo want this to be true, but it isn’t. Sorry for the Snopes link…. They are usually bullshit when it comes to politics, but in this case they are correct.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alligator-rape-arrest/
Although these did actually happen..
https://notallowedto.com/florida-man-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-forcing-alligator-drink-beer-1463693
As a Florida man, I sooo want this to be true, but it isn’t. Sorry for the Snopes link…. They are usually bullshit when it comes to politics, but in this case they are correct.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alligator-rape-arrest/
Although these did actually happen..
https://notallowedto.com/florida-man-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-forcing-alligator-drink-beer-1463693
your snopes link is to an entirely different case than the one i linked to. also, the punishment for posting snopes in any context is eating a bullet, so get to it.
your snopes link is to an entirely different case than the one i linked to. also, the punishment for posting snopes in any context is eating a bullet, so get to it.
What's "moose stuff"?
What's "moose stuff"?
Funny, but I would like to explain that molesting literally means "bothering." Go hand fishing illegally, you will get booked for "molesting wildlife."
Funny, but I would like to explain that molesting literally means "bothering." Go hand fishing illegally, you will get booked for "molesting wildlife."
Rule 34 is an internet rule. Pretty sure we already have real life rules for... that.
Rule 34 is an internet rule. Pretty sure we already have real life rules for... that.
I recall a story about a guy trying to rape an alligator.. in Africa.
I recall a story about a guy trying to rape an alligator.. in Africa.
If you see a sign telling you not to do something... It's because someone already did it.
If you see a sign telling you not to do something... It's because someone already did it.
Where are the signs for the alligators? Rules for me but not for thee. I see!
Where are the signs for the alligators? Rules for me but not for thee. I see!
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