What is the Sponge talking about?

To be fair, the form factor of the Steam Switch is shit. The button layout is horrendous, and they are non-removable. The specs are good, though.

And the Nintendo Smash game is made by the people who made the indie Smash clone. If it's at all similar, I wouldn't get my hopes up. And new Nickelodeon sucks balls. They made fucking Spongebob gay.