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[–] • 5 pts

Lambda... Lambda... Where have I heard that? ... Wait. HALF-LIFE! that's right! HALF-LIFE was all about the lambda! All these lockdowns are to make people stay at home in front of their gaming rigs... Living off of government Gibs so they can play ...HALF-LIFE 3!

HALF-LIFE 3 IS COMING OUT!

[–] • 3 pts

It was also the all-black fraternity from Revenge of the Nerds.

[–] • 2 pts

My rational mind said there could be no fucking way that they’d be pushing a lambda variant…oh clown world, you clowned me again.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

GAMMA BE AFRAID OF THE GAMMA VARIENT ITS 100% PLUS 10 TIMES 1/5TH OF A DECIMAL PERCENTAGE MORE POSSIBLY MAYBE BUT NOT PROVEN TO BE INFECTIOUS!!!!

[–] • 0 pt

But but our think tank said delta would be the best accepted name for our purposes!

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Because calling it the streetshitter varient would have been too much truth.

[–] • 0 pt

What happens after zeta? Alpha++Bad?